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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Dear Mrs. JL

It seems that you were upset that we took photos with your dear husband. We overheard your conversation, and from the way JL spoke, it sounded like you were unhappy and like you demanded an explanation from him. And I'd guess that by now, you're also closely monitoring the numerous comments made by us about your husband and his photos in facebook. But you see, these aren't disparaging remarks about him. On the contrary, we're only adoring him and complimenting him on his hunkylicious looks and attractive built. Is that a crime?

Lady, that is no way to treat your delicious husband. He doesn't need anyone nagging or screaming at him. He doesn't need a wife who is possesive, who micromanages what he can do and what he can't do. On the other hand, he needs someone who can cook, who can drive and who can be independent to enhance his life, all of which you've failed to deliver.

Come on! You should be proud to have been married to JL, and bore his child. You've won the battle! In contrast, we only get to see him once a week, and dream about him the rest of the week. There is nothing we can do to jeopardise your position. Only you can make it fail. And if you do, you can be sure we'll pounce on him.

7 comments:

Little Prince said...

!!!???

Jason said...

Huh... she's jealous ar? How do you know?

mrs phillippe said...

ooh dat calls for at least a sit down and a dinner to story me about dis JL, sista!

Reszurrecdito M. d'Saintner said...

So, that "husband" actually gets involved in a love triangle?

Fable Frog said...

see? see? you are confusing people here~ including me~ but yeah, now i know the story~ :P

BravingKL said...

haha oh dear, i wish the statement that we'll see JL once a week still hold true really. you know how it could get worse from here onwards. :P

savante said...

Wow. Who is hunky JL?