ADVISORY

Certain posts in this blog contain sinful material - fictional or otherwise - and are unsuitable for minors, moralists, and those who can't wait to get to heaven.
Do not proceed if you get offended easily.

This blog also contains excessive negative material. Not suitable for positive people, and not suitable for suicidal readers as well. Use your own discretion. :)

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Tamil Nadu

One of the best things about my work is that I get to travel to some of the places that most people wouldn't dream of visiting. (But that doesn't mean that I'm crazy about work! Who wants to work if given the opportunity?) This time round, I get to go to the city of Coimbatore in Tamil Nadu, India. Coimbatore is also called 'Manchester of South India' because it is also a textile city. Well, the site that I visited wasn't exactly in Coimbatore. In fact it is located about 85 km southeast of Coimbatore, in a very rural area. The landuse in the general area is agricultural, with main crops include coconut, maize, mango, sapotta (chiku), millet and rice. The general area is quite scenic especially the Anamalai Hills which form a magnificent backdrop for the site that I visited.





Close to Udumalaipettai town, there are hundreds on windmills on a relatively flat open land. It was awesome. What a sight! I've never seen anything on such an elaborate scale before! The height of each windmill is at least 3 times the height of a typical electricity transmission tower.



All the flying and waiting and queuing and security checks were horrible tough. I had to take Singapore Airlines to Bangalore. So that means that I hafta stopover and get a connecting flight at Changi. The airport security at Changi was terribly tight. I got scanned front, back, left, right, top, down, front again and back again..... I felt like a criminal... as if I had done something severely wrong. I nearly wanted to suggest sarcastically if they wanted me to strip right there and then, just so that they are 100% sure that I'm not carrying any suspicious metal or bombs. I don't kinda mind stripping actually.... since I do have some exhibitionist tendencies.... haha!

Then the bitch consfiscated my 120g tube of SKII face cleanser, which was obviously only about 25% left. She claimed that passengers are not allowed to bring any containers/tubes that are more than 100g or 100 ml. I pleaded to her and explained that it is an expensive item and it was obviously less than 50g left in the tube and that the overall total liquids/pastes in my hand luggage is obviously less than the 1 litre allowance. But the bitch responded coldly and indifferently. I know she's only doing her job, but this ruling doesn't really make logical sense. And what kind of world are we living in nowadays? Are we all so afraid of terrorist attacks? I blame it on God and religion.

The return trip wasn't pleasant either. The Bangalore airport is way too small to handle the large numbers of travellers. The check-in hall was full of people and their baggage that you almost can't figure out which queue is for which airline. It is almost impossible to move from one end to the other. I had to wait in line for almost an hour to check in. Then I had to wait again for immigration checks. Then another long queue for the security check. By then, it already time to board the plane. No time to rest! The most ridiculous thing is that between the departure gate and the aircraft, there are 3 more checkpoints that passengers have to go through. They checked for the security stamps on your hand-carry bags, for your passport, and for your boarding pass. I couldn't take it anymore, so I sarcastically commented to the airport staff "as if I will transform into someone else as I walked along the corridor between the gate and the aircraft". The staff then tried to explain something to me about security and procedure and blah blah blah.... whatever.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Gimme Love.Angel.Music.Baby

Countdown: Exactly 10 days from tonite, Fable and I will be jumping and screaming our heads off (we'll probably get banned by the authorities for not adhering to their rules). Well, I've been listening to Gwen's songs the whole day today just to get into the mood first! Haha!

Wah! In a span of less than 8 weeks, we're seeing another live concert again! But good la, this time is in KL, not need to go so far. Can take Star LRT! Can't wait can't wait!

Tagged!

Ok, I've been tagged by the gatal frog with a meme. I don't quite understand the meme concept, so I did a google, ended up at the wikipedia page, but still don't quite understand it. Whatever la. Apparently, these are the rules of the meme:

1. Link to your tagger and post these rules.
2. List eight (8) random facts about yourself.
3. Tag eight people at the end of your post and list their names (linking to them).
4. Let them know they’ve been tagged by leaving them a comment on their blogs.


Random facts? Hah! What random facts? Kinda very general. If it is about secrets or confessions, then very juicy la.... to read other people's secrets also. haha! Can I start a meme on this? "List 8 of your darkest secrets that will freak your mom out if she ever finds out."

Back to the current meme. I can do No.1 and No.2 la, but since I am new in this blogsphere, I have no one to tag liao. Can I tag someone at random? Is there an etiquette that I must follow in blogsphere? Ok, I'll just get on with the first two la.

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Fact #1: When I was around 6 years old, I was laughed at and ridiculed by my neighbour (an older boy) when he saw me peeing by the drain just outside my house. No wonder I have a bit of an exhibitionist tendency... I haven't resolved the trauma of the humiliation and am trying to prove it otherwise. hmmm....?

Fact #2: I have never been romantically involved with anyone before. I wonder if I am capable of loving and be loved!

Fact #3: "Sunday morning up with the lark, I think I'll take a walk in the park, Hey hey hey what a beautiful day..." That was the song that I sang on stage in drag! Yes, I started quite young at 13 years old. Haha! But don't get me wrong, it was the ONLY time I was in drag. I suffered weeks and weeks of teasing from my classmates. They're just jealous I looked so beautiful! I wondered how I would look like in drag again now?

Fact #4: I had a very humble beginning when I first started working in my mid twenties. I had no phone (mobile nor fixed line), no car (or motorbike), no home computer (hence no internet) for THREE bloody long years.

Fact #5: My first cassette I bought was "Wildflower - Sandy Lam".

Fact #6: I weaned off the milk bottle only when I was in Standard 4! I didn't want to let the bottle go. Yes, I loved to drink milk, but maybe it was all about sucking something in my mouth. The bottle is about 7 inches long and a little less than 2 inches in diameter. Hmm.... I sure did start young!

Fact #7: I am such a homie kind of guy. And quiet too. When I was in school, I didn't go out to play or meet up with friends after school. What do I do then? I read and study la. I have such a deprived childhood. I don't have many friends then. So, now, I also don't have many friends. Maybe I don't really know how to socialize....

Fact #8: I am quite a gym addict. I get very upset if I missed my gym classes. Why? Because only in the dance class can I hiao and drama.

When Will I be Famous

I just realized, given that I spend more than 10 hours in the gym on a normal week, I should blog about it more often. Today, I was pleasantly surprised that the replacement instructor chose to do Bodyjam 37's bonus block: the jazz/rock block. Why was I pleasantly surprised? Well, because the usual instructors at my gym branch never, and I really mean, NEVER want to do this block. I don't really know why, but I guess, perhaps they don't like the jazz/rock combination, or perhaps it is dificult to teach because the moves doesn't really go hand-in-hand with the music on the later part of the block (which is rock).


I loved this block. And the fact that I haven't done it for almost a year (yes, it was first released around May/June 2006) makes me miss it even more! The first part of the block has a bit of rock-jazz retro feel, lots of jazzy-skipping moves and a difficult 360-degree spin in a count (or beat or whatever you call it). Wah, the turn is very challenging. I remembered it took me 2 classes before I knew how to spin, and I was overwhelmed by a sense of achievement when I managed to do it. The later part comprise a dramatic 'run" and jump. Very the drama one! Me likey! Just like me, the drama queen! In between the overall performance buildup, you gotta rock hard with the music. Here are the track listing:

When The Lights Go Down - Armand Van Helden
When Will I Be Famous - Bros
Flashing For Money (Sultan Club Mix) - Deep Dish vs Dire Straits
Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard
Don't Phunk With My Heart - The Black Eyed Peas
Welcome To The Jungle - Guns N' Roses


Bless the instructor that did it today!

My Gym Equation