Girl Attack - Please Don't Touch Me!

So the sisters came for a (rather short) visit last weekend and were itching to visit the hottest nightclubs. But by nighttime, they were all exhausted from walking the whole day … unaccustomed to having to walk so much.

As we strolled up Neil Road around half past eleven, it was typically quiet in the area … no traffic jam, no touts, no prostitutes, no crowd. No party atmosphere. But Tantric was full house. We were unsure if we should go in or head to Taboo, which seemed to be rather unhappening at that time. So we decided we should just go in look see look see. The music they were playing was good pop, but too bad no one was moving/dancing to the groove. Most were busy chatting and drinking, and majority of the guys looked rather foreign. We don’t drink, we don’t want to chat, we didn’t look particularly well-dressed up either, and we don’t have friends to kiss and hug in there either. We want to dance!!! So we decided to get out.

Taboo still looked quiet from the outside, but Sindy was just too tired to agree to walking round the corner to check out Play. We hung around for a while before deciding to get into Taboo.

It was not very happening either, and only a couple of people were dancing. We got our free drinks, and settled down on the second floor couch. The sisters got mineral water (wakakaka!), but I was determined to get some alcohol – I don’t have to drive home you see. But I’m such jakun when it comes to alcohol… I only know 3 words … beer, wine, vodka …. don’t tell me specific names etc etc… I don’t know! I settled for beer, but there were a few choices which we don’t normally get back home. And I pointed to some Filipino beer (San Miguel or St Miguel?? Whatever!). Haiya, I was embarrassed I didn’t know how to order la, and fled the bar counter after I was handed the huge mug.

Tricia and I decided to boogie woogie, and was later joined by Jaslene. It was way past Sindy’s bedtime and she decided to just laze around the sofa.

People were just too friendly, and that’s where the problem is. A thin girl (real one ok!) who was originally dancing with a guy, started to dance with Tricia. And Thin Real Girl was all over Tricia. Such a salah sight! Tricia and a real girl groping??? Then, a while later a rather plump girl (real one also) came and dance with Tricia and Jaslene. Hands all over, and I laughed. A moment later my nightmare began.

Plump Real Girl turned and attacked hugged me, and her hands were all over my body! OMG! OMG!!! She grabbed Tricia and all three of us were dancing, and she moved her hands up and down our bodies, grabbed our crotch, then squeezed our butts, and tried to put her hands in our pants! OMFG!

All the while I was going “Shit! Shit! Shit!” And her big boobs rubbing my chest, right under my nose!!! What am I supposed to do with them? Grab and squeeze them??!

I almost wanted to leave, but Thin Real Girl and Plump Real Girl must have sensed we kept our hands to ourselves, and back off a little bit. But they were there the whole night, and would come on and off to us.

Yuks!

It was such a traumatic experience!

Guys, what would you do if a girl comes up to you and start groping you?